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princessmarshmallow:

youre-dreams:

whatamievensaying:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

it has a picture of an eYE ON THE BOTTLE

MY LIFE IS A LIE AND THAT MAKES ME CRY BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THIS BULLSHIT DID WHEN I WAS A KID

FUCK, I REMEMBER THE COMMERCIALS PRONOUNCING IT “TEE-rs”, NOT “TEH-rs”

IF THEY MEANT NO MORE TEARS BECAUSE IT WOULDN’T MAKE YOUR KIDS CRY FROM BRUSHING OUT KNOTS, THAT’S JUST DIRTY PLAY, L’OREAL

(Source: zozososoxoxo)

philip-the-nickel:

donkiplier:

cydonian-knight-in-gallifrey:

randomslasher:

areluctant-hero:

I mean I don’t wanna bother or anything.
I don’t wanna ruin the fun.

Okay this is way too sad, and I just want to make sure none of my followers ever feel that way on my blog. Please, please, know you are ALWAYS WELCOME. To chat, to say hi, to whatever. ALWAYS. 

^ This

This breaks my heart :( And it breaks my heart to know people feel this way. PLEASE BEAUTIFUL CUTIE PATOOS. IF YOU FEEL THIS WAY, TELL ME. TALK TO ME. LET ME LOVE YOU. 

COME TO ME MY CHILDREN I HAVE ALL OF MY FUN TO SPAREI WILL SHARE ALL OF THE FUN WITH YOUYOU WANT A DOODLE? ASK ME FOR A DOODLE. I HAVE OODLES OF DOODLES TO SPAREYOU WANT TO TALK? SEND ME AN ASK. I LOVE TO TALK. ITS KIND OF AN OBSESSION OF MINE.YOU WANT A JOKE? ASK ME FOR A JOKE. I LOVE JOKES. I HAVE SO MANY GOD-AWFUL PUNS YOU WILL LOVE THEMYOU FEELING KINDA SAD? TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. I HAVE SO MANY BUNNY GIFS TO POST FOR YOU LIKE FO REALZ
philip-the-nickel:

donkiplier:

cydonian-knight-in-gallifrey:

randomslasher:

areluctant-hero:

I mean I don’t wanna bother or anything.
I don’t wanna ruin the fun.

Okay this is way too sad, and I just want to make sure none of my followers ever feel that way on my blog. Please, please, know you are ALWAYS WELCOME. To chat, to say hi, to whatever. ALWAYS. 

^ This

This breaks my heart :( And it breaks my heart to know people feel this way. PLEASE BEAUTIFUL CUTIE PATOOS. IF YOU FEEL THIS WAY, TELL ME. TALK TO ME. LET ME LOVE YOU. 

COME TO ME MY CHILDREN I HAVE ALL OF MY FUN TO SPAREI WILL SHARE ALL OF THE FUN WITH YOUYOU WANT A DOODLE? ASK ME FOR A DOODLE. I HAVE OODLES OF DOODLES TO SPAREYOU WANT TO TALK? SEND ME AN ASK. I LOVE TO TALK. ITS KIND OF AN OBSESSION OF MINE.YOU WANT A JOKE? ASK ME FOR A JOKE. I LOVE JOKES. I HAVE SO MANY GOD-AWFUL PUNS YOU WILL LOVE THEMYOU FEELING KINDA SAD? TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. I HAVE SO MANY BUNNY GIFS TO POST FOR YOU LIKE FO REALZ
philip-the-nickel:

donkiplier:

cydonian-knight-in-gallifrey:

randomslasher:

areluctant-hero:

I mean I don’t wanna bother or anything.
I don’t wanna ruin the fun.

Okay this is way too sad, and I just want to make sure none of my followers ever feel that way on my blog. Please, please, know you are ALWAYS WELCOME. To chat, to say hi, to whatever. ALWAYS. 

^ This

This breaks my heart :( And it breaks my heart to know people feel this way. PLEASE BEAUTIFUL CUTIE PATOOS. IF YOU FEEL THIS WAY, TELL ME. TALK TO ME. LET ME LOVE YOU. 

COME TO ME MY CHILDREN I HAVE ALL OF MY FUN TO SPAREI WILL SHARE ALL OF THE FUN WITH YOUYOU WANT A DOODLE? ASK ME FOR A DOODLE. I HAVE OODLES OF DOODLES TO SPAREYOU WANT TO TALK? SEND ME AN ASK. I LOVE TO TALK. ITS KIND OF AN OBSESSION OF MINE.YOU WANT A JOKE? ASK ME FOR A JOKE. I LOVE JOKES. I HAVE SO MANY GOD-AWFUL PUNS YOU WILL LOVE THEMYOU FEELING KINDA SAD? TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. I HAVE SO MANY BUNNY GIFS TO POST FOR YOU LIKE FO REALZ

philip-the-nickel:

donkiplier:

cydonian-knight-in-gallifrey:

randomslasher:

areluctant-hero:

I mean I don’t wanna bother or anything.

I don’t wanna ruin the fun.

Okay this is way too sad, and I just want to make sure none of my followers ever feel that way on my blog. Please, please, know you are ALWAYS WELCOME. To chat, to say hi, to whatever. ALWAYS. 

^ This

This breaks my heart :( And it breaks my heart to know people feel this way. PLEASE BEAUTIFUL CUTIE PATOOS. IF YOU FEEL THIS WAY, TELL ME. TALK TO ME. LET ME LOVE YOU. 

COME TO ME MY CHILDREN I HAVE ALL OF MY FUN TO SPARE
I WILL SHARE ALL OF THE FUN WITH YOU

YOU WANT A DOODLE? ASK ME FOR A DOODLE. I HAVE OODLES OF DOODLES TO SPARE
YOU WANT TO TALK? SEND ME AN ASK. I LOVE TO TALK. ITS KIND OF AN OBSESSION OF MINE.
YOU WANT A JOKE? ASK ME FOR A JOKE. I LOVE JOKES. I HAVE SO MANY GOD-AWFUL PUNS YOU WILL LOVE THEM
YOU FEELING KINDA SAD? TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. I HAVE SO MANY BUNNY GIFS TO POST FOR YOU LIKE FO REALZ

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flareons:

suck-err:

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

All of these (with the exception of raw salmon in very careful moderation)are just as dangerous for cats as well. Please make sure to take care of both cuties.

(Source: jacko-plantern)

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