When children’s movies explain life in the most simple yet most perfect way.
i can’t get over how cute this scene is. HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO EXPLAIN IT TO RALPH, AND HE CAN’T USE HIS HANDS VERY WELL SO HE LEANS ON HIM
thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes
WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.
Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!
I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY
it has a picture of an eYE ON THE BOTTLE
MY LIFE IS A LIE AND THAT MAKES ME CRY BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THIS BULLSHIT DID WHEN I WAS A KID
FUCK, I REMEMBER THE COMMERCIALS PRONOUNCING IT “TEE-rs”, NOT “TEH-rs”
IF THEY MEANT NO MORE TEARS BECAUSE IT WOULDN’T MAKE YOUR KIDS CRY FROM BRUSHING OUT KNOTS, THAT’S JUST DIRTY PLAY, L’OREAL
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
I mean I don’t wanna bother or anything.
I don’t wanna ruin the fun.
Okay this is way too sad, and I just want to make sure none of my followers ever feel that way on my blog. Please, please, know you are ALWAYS WELCOME. To chat, to say hi, to whatever. ALWAYS.
This breaks my heart :( And it breaks my heart to know people feel this way. PLEASE BEAUTIFUL CUTIE PATOOS. IF YOU FEEL THIS WAY, TELL ME. TALK TO ME. LET ME LOVE YOU.
COME TO ME MY CHILDREN I HAVE ALL OF MY FUN TO SPARE
I WILL SHARE ALL OF THE FUN WITH YOU
YOU WANT A DOODLE? ASK ME FOR A DOODLE. I HAVE OODLES OF DOODLES TO SPARE
YOU WANT TO TALK? SEND ME AN ASK. I LOVE TO TALK. ITS KIND OF AN OBSESSION OF MINE.
YOU WANT A JOKE? ASK ME FOR A JOKE. I LOVE JOKES. I HAVE SO MANY GOD-AWFUL PUNS YOU WILL LOVE THEM
YOU FEELING KINDA SAD? TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. I HAVE SO MANY BUNNY GIFS TO POST FOR YOU LIKE FO REALZ
Hey, guys! This is my new personal, and I’ll be on this 99.9% of the time, so, yeah! You can follow me if you’d like, have a great day!
Hey guys! I made a new Skype so if you want to add me, be my guest! Just tell me who you are because…..eh, names are cool? Idk, I’m a bum.
Dont judge me!
THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE
THAT LAST ONE THOUGH
foods dangerous to dogs:
- raw bread dough
- grapes and raisins
- onions and garlic
- macadamia nuts
- raw salmon
- xylitol (artificial sweeteners)
if you have a dog please reblog thisYou don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes
All of these (with the exception of raw salmon in very careful moderation)are just as dangerous for cats as well. Please make sure to take care of both cuties.
Hey guys, since my brain’s a twat and wont let me remember my Personal blog’s password (and a whole lot of other shit), I’ll be making a new one and I’ll link you guys to it! So you can follow it if you like! (it’ll be Sherlock themed, ahem, bc why not)
Stay beautiful! O3O